Picture yourself. Picture your whole entire body.
Now: imagine a giant stainless steel knife coming into that picture.
That knife has a serrated blade.
That knife has a heavy-duty handle.
And when it’s in your hand, you start Carving Away All Of That Fat.

“Intrigues, entrances, and leaves one asking: what the hell?”
ARTES Magazine

Eat less. Exercise more. Make healthy choices. Ignore the bloodthirsty vending machine when it speaks to you. Myrtle and her sister Terry enroll at Evolve in sunny Florida in order to transform their lives. But at what cost?  A weight loss horror-comedy that asks: what happens when the people closest to us change?

World premiere, Long Wharf Theatre, 2013